A Night of Tweets: UFC 194

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Wake up Jose. It's all over. pic.twitter.com/3QAKqWfiAE

— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) December 1, 2015

This picture is insane to look at now pic.twitter.com/JuMhTXMvZc

— Seán Sheehan (@SeanSheehanBA) December 13, 2015

Down goes Aldo. Photo: @muls96 pic.twitter.com/a7q8COx8FE

— Brett Okamoto (@bokamotoESPN) December 13, 2015

THEY CALL FOR MENDES. FLATLINED. THEY CALL FOR ALDO. FLATLINED. THEY CALL FOR EDGAR. ON HIS WAY TO 135 AS I TYPE THIS.

— The Naked Gambler (@NakedGambling) December 13, 2015

13 seconds. Fastest in a title fight in UFC history. #UFC194 (via @ESPNStatsInfo) pic.twitter.com/17JDjS5tTR

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) December 13, 2015

I hate it when they interview the person who didn't win. Let the poor guy recover emotionally.

— Roxanne Modafferi (@Roxyfighter) December 13, 2015

Shoutout to people that paid $60 dollars for that.

— C.J. Tuʇʇle (@kidceej) December 13, 2015

End of the #UFC194 McGregor KO win, ICYMI pic.twitter.com/Rg2Ep26EjP

— Phil Murphy (@Phil_Sports) December 13, 2015

Jose Aldo's crying. Sad to see. #UFC194

— Loretta Hunt (@lorettahuntmma) December 13, 2015

What a ride this is going to be.

— Todd Martin (@ToddMartinMMA) December 13, 2015

Everybody stay indoors and remain calm, y'all. Make sure your loved ones are safe. The Irish are coming for all of us, every last one of us.

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) December 13, 2015

Are you kidding me? McGregor ices him with the first punch he lands. Wow. Pay that man, because that's a superstar. #UFC194

— Patrick Wyman (@Patrick_Wyman) December 13, 2015

This is the craziest scene I've ever seen. Pandemonium!!!!!

— Dave Sholler (@Sholler_UFC) December 13, 2015

All that hype, all that hate, all that debate So much negativity Stop doubting Conor McGregor He said it would be easy, it was easy

— MMA History Today (@MMAHistoryToday) December 13, 2015

Aldo actually landed a hook on McGregor WHILE UNCONSCIOUS from McGregor's left hook. Absolute insanity. What an insane finish. #UFC194

— Sherdog.com (@sherdogdotcom) December 13, 2015

Herb Dean wouldn't have stopped the fight... Just saying...#UFC194

— Vinny Magalhães (@VinnyMMA) December 13, 2015

All that buildup. One of the greatest championship reigns in MMA history. All over in ten seconds.

— Connor Ruebusch (@BoxingBusch) December 13, 2015

"I assume the loser of this fight will join Rousey on the cover. Is that how they are doing it?" Kristina is a savage. #UFC194

— Jonathan Snowden (@JESnowden) December 13, 2015

ESPN knows something we dont? pic.twitter.com/a3N2XXz4RT

— ZombieProphet (@ZProphet_MMA) December 13, 2015

If he wins, Conor needs to reenact this pic. #UFC194 #FullCircle pic.twitter.com/B17zS0WwoS

— Spilled Bag of Ice (@spilledbagofice) December 13, 2015

Anderson Silva must feel like he just got out of jail

— Chuck Mindenhall (@ChuckMindenhall) December 13, 2015

I have to wonder if the IV ban isn't killing @ChrisWeidmanUFC

— Sean McCorkle (@BigSexyMcCorkle) December 13, 2015

What a brutal beating. The king is dead; long live the king. Put that crown on Rockhold's head. #UFC194

— Patrick Wyman (@Patrick_Wyman) December 13, 2015

Dear Herb Dean: That's how people get permanently hurt. #UFC194

— Jonathan Snowden (@JESnowden) December 13, 2015

"What if Chris Weidman didn't throw a spinning wheel kick?" is already among the greatest "What if?" moments in MMA history.

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) December 13, 2015

Herb didn't know what to do once he heard the 10 second warning. I think if that did not sound he stops it there. #UFC194

— Sherdog (@TheSherdoggy) December 13, 2015

50 unanswered punches?? Herb was waiting for a miracle

— Chris Leben (@cripplerufc) December 13, 2015

Social media is abuzz with gullible marks chatting about #UFC194 as if it’s real. Dimwits.

— Kayfabe News (@KayfabeNews) December 13, 2015

Let me address this list. 3. Cheater 4. Fat PED user 5. Drinks piss 6. Very handsome 7. Already beat him #UFC194 pic.twitter.com/GAKCIutGQD

— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) December 13, 2015

Serra Longo team are known Pastafarians and Luke Rockhold is probably a Gluten Free sinner.

— UFC YouTube Comments (@UFC_YT_Comments) December 13, 2015

Well I've listened to Tom Petty, so it must be time for Chris Weidman to fight. Or I'm at the dentist.

— Ben Fowlkes (@benfowlkesMMA) December 13, 2015

Romero/Jacare: A One Act Play "You love Jesus?" "Yeah!" "I LOVE JESUS, TOO!" "NO GAY FOR JESUS!!"

— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) December 13, 2015

*Deleting my "Jacare wins" lead.*

— Brett Okamoto (@bokamotoESPN) December 13, 2015

The real winner between Jacare and Romero is the PR team behind Jesus Christ. #UFC194 #UFC #MMA

— Danny Acosta (@AcostaIsLegend) December 13, 2015

Yoel Romero needs to change his name to "Soldier of: if you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin"

— Mike Simpson, M.D. (@MMA_Doctor) December 13, 2015

Somebody throw Yoel a stool or another way to cheat. #UFC194

— Tim Kennedy (@TimKennedyMMA) December 13, 2015

Romero recalling the days when alligators terrorized the Cuban countryside. "Never. Again. You. Sonofabitch."

— jim genia (@jim_genia) December 13, 2015

Jacare looks like you could push him over. I wouldn't like to try though...

— Dan Hardy (@danhardymma) December 13, 2015

With a physique like that at age 38, Romero guaranteed uses bowflex. No other explanation.

— Eric Stinton (@TombstoneStint) December 13, 2015

Preparing for two athletes like Jacare and Romero to battle for a 185 title shot ... well, let's just say I don't miss the Dave Menne era.

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) December 13, 2015

Demian Maia whispering in Gunnar's ear like, "Call me Nel."

— Connor Ruebusch (@BoxingBusch) December 13, 2015

Gunni caught a master class from Maia right there. My goodness

— Duane Finley (@DuaneFinleyMMA) December 13, 2015

Demian Maia might have the best mount in MMA. What he is doing to another internationally-decorated black belt is impossible to describe.

— Luke Thomas (@SBNLukeThomas) December 13, 2015

/runDamienExhaustedCommentary.exe

— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) December 13, 2015

Oh shit, we got grappling god Demian Maia tonight. pic.twitter.com/ZzsYxOjjQq

— D.E.O. (@ImJustDEO) December 13, 2015

Holloway has shut down Stephens offense for the most part. Jeremy needs something dramatic…like a tag team partner.

— Andreas Hale (@AndreasHale) December 13, 2015

Any MMA fighter who enters the cage to Eazy E should be given a medal...a real muthaphukkin medal.

— Andreas Hale (@AndreasHale) December 13, 2015

Whatcha thinking Sage? "This is the best day ever. Tied with yesterday and everyday before that." pic.twitter.com/QB1lKDI2gk

— Brett Okamoto (@bokamotoESPN) December 13, 2015

yall just patiently waitin for that rza remix of face the pain tho huh?

— GFKonMMA (@GFKonMMA) December 13, 2015

Faber is all set to get beat by either Cruz or Killashaw in another title shot next. #UFC194

— Bill Wetzel (@billthebutcher2) December 13, 2015

With all due respect, I believe I should get the next title shot! If we're going by performance, you have a finisher right here! @danawhite

— Aljamain Sterling (@FunkMaster_UFC) December 13, 2015

Kristina very offended by a 145 pound man calling himself a gorilla or king of the jungle. "More like the toughest spider monkey."

— Jonathan Snowden (@JESnowden) December 13, 2015

Also, ran into a man dressed in a Shamrock suit. "We do our part," he said. "You do more than your part," I replied. #UFC194

— Steven Marrocco (@MMAjunkieSteven) December 13, 2015

Rose has improved so much more than Torres since their July 2013 meeting. Tecia might even be regressing. Used to have another gear.

— Derek Bolender (@DerekBolender) December 13, 2015

Tecia's landing more head butts than overhands #UFC194

— Angela Hill (@AngieOverkill) December 13, 2015

"One king gets old and a young gorilla comes In and kills him and takes everything he owns!" So true!! pic.twitter.com/e051EEPNqD

— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) December 13, 2015

I always feel like Conor McGregor analysis is poisoned by how much the person analyzing him secretly loves or loathes him.

— Luke Thomas (@SBNLukeThomas) December 13, 2015

This dude should be one of the Brazilians that goes by one name. His name is Warlley. That is all we need. #UFC194

— Mike Chiappetta MMA (@MikeChiappetta) December 13, 2015

I'm guessing Santos was parked in the loading zone. Or his spot came up at the blackjack table. #UFC194

— Sherdog (@TheSherdoggy) December 13, 2015

Wow, Santos just smoked Kevin Lee and then ran completely out of the arena and probably played a slot machine before coming back. #UFC194

— Andreas Hale (@AndreasHale) December 13, 2015

When you wake up and you're hugging John McCarthy shit went south. #UFC194

— Tommy Toe Hold (@TommyToeHold) December 13, 2015

Don't be so fkn critical. It's a joke. pic.twitter.com/xHbojzeH6y

— Photoshop_Steve (@scast322) December 13, 2015

Just a reminder what Faber's leg looked like days after his fight with Aldo pic.twitter.com/kiXJqcMVbS

— ZombieProphet (@ZProphet_MMA) December 13, 2015

Just heard Yancy Medeiros shit himself during the fight and I didn't even notice. MMA is so cruel sometimes.

— Jordan Breen (@jordanbreen) December 13, 2015

Conor McGregor gained 30 pounds since last night. That's because his ego is so big that he's eating for 3. #UFC194

— MMA Roasted (@MMARoasted) December 13, 2015

Laser pens, tennis balls? Santos warms up with the same gear that I used to play with my cats.

— TJ De Santis (@TJDeSantis) December 13, 2015

Girlfriend: "Oh geez. Magomed Mustafaev looks like somebody from Big Bang Theory!"

— Connor Ruebusch (@BoxingBusch) December 13, 2015

Getting to the point where we need to see a Dagestan-only lightweight round-robin inside the UFC.

— Josh Gross (@yay_yee) December 13, 2015

Magomed looks confused as to whether he's supposed to kill Rogan next.... #UFC194

— Spilled Bag of Ice (@spilledbagofice) December 13, 2015

WHAT A KNEE!!!!!! #UFC194 pic.twitter.com/IQYFQadulD

— #UFC194 (@ufc) December 13, 2015

Updated betting odds for #UFC194 from the MGM book. pic.twitter.com/oXCPyz5YEG

— Ryan McKinnell (@RyanMcKinnell) December 13, 2015

That was one of those fights where everyone agrees it was close, but I've seen no one score it for Medeiros. Rightly so IMO.

— The Naked Gambler (@NakedGambling) December 13, 2015

Is it me, or has referee Marc Goddard added a couple new pre-fight hand gestures? It's too many, Marc. Too many.

— Ben Fowlkes (@benfowlkesMMA) December 13, 2015

I gotta shit so bad but UFC 194

— ZombieProphet (@ZProphet_MMA) December 13, 2015

STOP BEING A YANCY AND PUNCH HIM

— Tim B (@TB_Money) December 13, 2015

Dana and Trump just encrypted our computers #BlackHelicopters #UFC194 pic.twitter.com/67o95WD1YB

— Dave Madden (@DMaddenMMA) December 12, 2015

Court McGee's liver about to wish Court McGee still drank.

— Suzanne Davis (@SoozieCuzie) December 12, 2015